VAUGHN MEYER
I was
born at Buffalo Gap, South Dakota at an early age. Started playing piano in
1948, and still have not figured it out yet. Took up sister's accordion after
her painful injuries at puberty. Played on radio and TV when most receivers ran
on kerosene. Started playing rock 'n roll with Chris Cranston in high school to
impress the girls. Moved to Denver. Played at the Four Seasons night club
until it burned down. I didn't burn it down. Answered an ad in Popular Mechanics
magazine and became an ordained minister. Performed several hundred marriage
ceremonies, some involving broomsticks and shotguns. Also some biker funerals
the mortuary didn't want to get involved in. Officiate an annual "Blessing of
the Boobs" every Fat Tuesday. Performed with: Jim Reeves, Slim Whitman, Glenn
Miller Orchestra, Fats Domino, Ray Charles, Oak Ridge Boys, Marty Robbins, Ray
Price, Willy Nelson, Everly Brothers, Hank Williams Jr., Tammy Wynette, Merle
Haggard, Del Reeves, Faron Young, Kenny Dale, Tommy Cash, Barbara Fairchild, The
Kendalls, Wanda Jackson, Hank Thompson, Jeannie C. Riley, Freddie Fender,
Jeannie Seely, Tom T. Hall, George Morgan, Leroy Van Dyke, Restless Heart, Sammy
Kershaw, Bobby Bare, Johnny Russell, John Berry, Doug Stone, Lynn Anderson,
David Allen Coe, Moe Bandy, Archie Campbell, Narvell Felts, Joe Stampley,
Freddie Hart, Gene Watson, Jody Miller, Tony Booth, Carl Smith, Jeannie Pruett,
Conway Twitty, George Hamilton IV, Red Sovine, Bonnie Owens, Doyle Holly, Dave
Dudley, Diana Trask, Ernest Tubb, Dicky Lee, Johnny Bush, Doug Kershaw, Tommy
Overstreet, Claude Grey, John Conlee, Don Williams, Gary Stewart, Sammi Smith,
Johnny Paycheck, and Henson Cargill. Many of these people are dead now. None of
them are real pretty anymore. Had two spectacular car wrecks. Flew an aircraft
into a thirty foot steel tower. Acted the part of a fiddle player in two movies.
Playes at political rallies for Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush, Drove stock
cars on half-mile dirt tracks for two seasons. All 'tis true, except I don't
have a sister!